“I went to Disney with my brother and sister-in-law and their two kids. We spent hours waiting in line to meet Queen Elsa at my niece’s demand. My nephew wasn’t feeling it. When we were just two people away from getting to the front of the line he started bawling. Elsa bent over and asked him what was wrong. He stopped crying for a second and said, ‘You have nice boobies’ while putting a hand on her breast. We were all mortified but couldn’t help but laugh our asses off.”