“A woman was about to enter the Space Mountain ride with her son, who wasn’t tall enough and didn’t want to go on the ride. She then took a pair of high heels out of her backpack and forced her son to wear them. The ride attendant gave her the sassiest ‘you’re an idiot’ look and told her to exit the line. I will always feel bad for that boy and what else his mother made him do that day.”

“I used to work at Space Mountain, and when the rockets came back from their cycle around the Mountain, we would check for lost and found items a Guest might’ve left behind. We found all kinds of fun things, including weaves, a glass eyeball, and I’ve even had a rocket come back with semen on the seat.”