The 10 best make-out spots at Disney World, ranked by an expert
1. Haunted Mansion
Without a doubt, this is the single greatest place to make out at Walt Disney World. It’s just you and your partner, in a concave Doom Buggy, in the dark, all to yourselves. The spooky atmosphere adds a little character to your awkward life choices, and you’ll totally feel like a rebel for ignoring the ghost host. If you need birth control, FINAL ARRANGEMENTS CAN BE MADE AT THE END OF THE TOUR. BWA. HA. HA. Seriously though, think of the children.
